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#Father

v∞ · stable // MAJOR bumps reserved for breaking changes. There've been none.

v2026.6.21 [2026-06-21] — Father's Day release

added
Unconditional support. Still no rate limits, still no paywall.
fixed
My confidence. Recurring bug. You've patched it more times than either of us can count.
improved
Belief that I could actually do something with myself. Turns out the early investment paid off. I co-run a company now. (Mostly on purpose.)
changed
Nothing about you. Fully backwards-compatible with every version of me, including the difficult early releases.
known issues
Still tells the same three jokes. Marked won't-fix. Working as intended.
deprecated
Me assuming I knew better than you. Removed in an earlier release.

Thanks for the constant love and support, Father. And for believing I could actually make something of myself.

Happy Father's Day ♥
Your son, Austin

~/father.md $

$ git commit -m "love you, dad"